Fascinating car fact #1: The Golf GTI differs from other cars by having a little red stripe around it's front grill. Some commentators say this is reminiscent of a woman's lipstick. Read into this what you will.
advert outside the UK? If you don't, you should do. Ask your local congressman/tribal leader/minor royal to sort it out for you today. Bodypoppin' in the rain with Gene Kelly and the new Golf GTI. This is how all adverts should be. I almost want to trade my Mini in (well a little tiny teeny bit anyway).
one (unless Tesco is a lot more prolific than I previously suspected), but lets just say this is the cheapest way of saying I love you, unless you're handing out hand-written tokens for '<insert name here> love'. Good luck on you if you are - let's just hope someone trys to redeem them. Disturbingly this was sent to me by aunt. Hazel, if you're reading, I think this falls well outside of the auntly behaviour remit. So my therapist says anyway. Happy loving to the rest of y'all this St V's Day. Nudge, wink, etc.
website to tell you whether you need a jacket outside before you emerge blinking into the world beyond the front door. *phew* The evolution of the non-starter invention that is the 'window' is halted, fluorescent light bulb sales increase, and all is right with the world once more.
point'n'click addict waking up in a strange room after drinking too much last night will be a very familiar and crimson-esque experience. For the rest of you I warn you now before you escape the room you may want to order a new mouse for when you, very quickly, wear your current one out [ta to newgrounds, the hosts, and looby for the link].
Ninjai (the little ninja) will be pleased to hear that episode 11 is finally out (it's been over 2 years since episode 10 was originally released)...phew! New-comers to the little fella's adventures, and lets face it everyone with all but the most elephantine of memories will need a refresher course, should start here for a catch up session. Pop the kettle on, make yourself a nice cup of tea, and sit back and relax, basking in the graphical marvellousness of it all. Enjoy.
theme tune for London commuting isn't for youngsters or those of you with sensitive ears (or those of you with sound cards at work), but is spot on. Also I can pretty much guarantee that 90% of folks who work in London won't detect any bad language in this at all anyway...
jamming along with Weezer on the bongos. I like to go slightly mad on a Friday and randomly tapping my keyboard while listening to Buddy Holly does the trick nicely [ta Kara].
*well I wanted it to return anyway.
cat lick cleaning service to get to to those hard to reach places on your monitor. It's cute and has a pussy cat. What more could you ask for?
sling-shots. I guess the premise of this game, killing Ewoks, makes you a member of the evil Imperial Forces since surely the Ewoks wouldn't attack the Rebel Alliance. Then again perhaps I'm displaying rather too much Star Wars knowledge to be let out in public. You'll have to excuse me now, I have to go and convert my Mini to look like a Tie-Fighter.
Mental Note: Get out more.
book of bunny suicides I highly recommend getting your hands on one, but in the meantime some have turned up on-line recently for you to enjoy. It's kind of a sick humour, but very very funny. Tickled my fancy anyway.
jet engine with the kings of the jet engine - Rolls-Royce. Education and a link to Rolls-Royce? What is the 'laces coming to? Next thing you know I'll stop posting time wasting games. Well maybe not...
DVD. With Homestar's lack of understanding of the ladeez, the Yello Dello seems like the ideal gift for Marzipan's birthday, no matter how hard it is to find.