Animatronic Alan
You may not recognise Animatronic Alan (Sir Alan Sugar) if you are outside the UK, but the best explanation is that he is our Donald Trump (he "hosts" our version of The Apprentice). But he has much better hair. This item is a "must have" for every office in the UK, but I can't believe we have to wait until November to re-live:

"You're a lightweight, your're fired!"

Get you orders in now [subbed by Big Kid].

Entry 1930, Monday, May 15th 2006, Filed In Stuff


I saw this on Jonathon Ross when Alan Sugar was on it. I thought it was a joke, I had no idea it was going to be manufactured lol
I bet it sells thousands...people will buy anything...remember that singing fish ><

Comment 2, Monday, May 15th 2006 08:19:00 AM


you shoulda said he's the guy behind AMSTRAD (among other things), i'm sure even non-uk people will have heard of that company. they're also the company actually making this thing

i'm also pretty sure that there's to be other versions of this, and that this was the mock up to show what the product could do, i'm sure that's what he said on jonathon ross

Comment 3, Monday, May 15th 2006 08:52:00 AM

Big Kid

Happy Days - I got a post (but not one of the games graeme??? - even searched before sending you the links to check they weren't already on the site!)

I am definately gonna have to put this at the top of my xmas list (will have to think of something clever to get it to say, as you can make a request when ordering......)

Hmmmm, wonder if they will do over celebs, *thinks* anyone have any requests??

Comment 4, Monday, May 15th 2006 09:28:00 AM


EVERYBODY has better hair than Donald Trump. :D

Comment 5, Monday, May 15th 2006 11:58:00 AM


i cant believe a cheap plastic massmarketed toy could have such a decent likeness. i thought the idea with these things was usually that they looked nothing like the person in question.

anyway, for a bad pun, click:

Comment 6, Monday, May 15th 2006 05:34:00 PM


ha still top 10!

Comment 7, Monday, May 15th 2006 10:28:00 PM

Jacob coll j

Mags, that was a terrible pun, and I didn't even laugh
none the less, the only harm it did was think about how many people are stupid enough to think that is funny.
About the toy. He said bullshi#$ing and my kid is the one on this site

SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
just kidding. the walkthrough is awesome for that other game isn't it

Comment 8, Monday, May 15th 2006 10:44:00 PM


Actually, looking at's pretty damn scary.
It's eyes are like a football fixture list, (one at home, and one away) and it raises it's caterpillar brows constantly.
I think I would be more scared of this than the real Alan Sugar ><

Comment 9, Monday, May 15th 2006 11:36:00 PM

Goat Fuker

This is weird haha, im from Cali.

want to visit UK sometime, be intresting how different things are

Comment 10, Tuesday, May 16th 2006 03:12:00 AM


It looks like a "pull my finger" toy. Ya know..the dad joke. Pull my finger and he farts. :-P

Comment 11, Tuesday, May 16th 2006 12:33:00 PM


is hilarious, can't believe people come up with this stuff

Comment 12, Thursday, May 18th 2006 01:18:00 PM

Big Kid

The links been removed.....

and not listed on the website - does that mean its been withdrawn from production....

anyone know anything... it was top of my xmas list! :(

Comment 13, Saturday, June 10th 2006 10:37:00 PM

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