Before I say anything else I better say that First! contains some "language" (you know - the naughty kind), so don't bother playing it if you're a kid, have sensitive sensitivities, are at work or are allergic to short words beginning with "F". For the rest of you that are still with me, some of you are going to love First!, some of you are going to hate it, but it is totally topical and appropriate to Lazylaces. Oh the controversy! I can't wait to see the comments... [subbed by Fabien].

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The 163 comments on 'First!' span more than one page, use the links below to see them all by page:

1st, 2nd or 3rd

Oh my gawd i was first for the first time ever, yeehaaaaaa.

I didn't think i would be after all the questions to prove i wasn't an evil spam monkey

That's not fair ! 2nd !!! lol

I was first on First! gettit?

Some folk just can't let it go can they.....

3rd

"Do I feel ashamed of myself? Definitely. Am I doing Satan's work? Yes."

Good find, Graeme!

So a stupid question - this isn't a game, IS it ??? lol

he has just opened my eyes to a whole new game...

10th finally

Why is that guy in the vid wearing that
heavey jacket. I mean he can afford two
computers,but can't pay his gas bills.
(Lol)

Hehe, pretty strange and rather amusing. I just hope everyone now remembers whenever your first... your working for satan!... wait a minute... I've been first before!!!!! OH NO!!!! :P

I kept pointing and clicking but it wouldn 't let me get the jacket. The little square buttons at the bottom did something, but I'm not sure what.

Huh? He's got too much time on his hands....but I guess it payed off 'cause he's famous now. I should have thought of that.

Thirst!

laughing myself silly over here :P

This is so appropiate Graeme! Nice find!

Hysterical! ...and all too true!

That guy looks like Kenny from southpark in that jacket.But
on a more serious note he should get himself a job, stop drinking bud light. It can't be good for his health,staying in and waiting to post first all the time.

18th

What a Weirdo!!! Hey...i am FIRST to say that!! LOL!!!

that was sooo freaking Stupid!!

this guy, the one in the video, is an idiot

Everyone needs a hobby, so don't be a hater!

that was actually kind of funny, I loved it when he pulled out the 40.

firstfirstFIRST!!!!!!111111first111first
11!!!!firstfirstFirstfIRSTffffffffffffff
fffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsss
ssssssttttttttttttonestfirsttsrif








first

WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS TEDDY ...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME FOR I HAVE ALREADY SENT IT TO YOU ......


FIRST

uhhhhhhh....yeah. I'm sure that's gonna happen. Thanks for the warning

i have to say it! its necessary!! lol! FIRST!
That was genious!

FIRST! D'OH!

lmao! this is so appropriate!

i love it. i want to vote on this even tho it's not a game... being first is not a game... it's a dedicated way of life.... (32nd btw - woohoo!)

OMFG i got so scared when I read fergie's story that I felt I completely not give a crap. Good work spamming the site you useless dipshit.

lol, i love it when those idiots from youtube write comments like that... at least it gives us a break from those idiots who just insult everything because they want to be controversial...

thirty-sixth......


I think this is a wonderful statement about people who spam posts simply trying to show they don't have a life. Posting simply the word "first" without adding a constructive comment is the kindergarten type behavior that can be found, ranks right up there with eating paste. Just think if you made a contructive comment without using the word first wouldn't you still have the first post?

That was brilliant, simply brilliant!

This is cinematic genius right up here in this female dog. I figure it won't slow down the flow of moronic actions though regardless of how true, funny, and insulting it may be to these people who actually do this.

hahahaha...my favorite parts are the following

1. the quote "you guys need me more then you think. without a first post there will not be a secone...'

2. him pulling out a 40oz of bud light and just chilling

Funniest video ever!!!!!

Ok, so I've got a pencil, hammer, torch 2 torn pieces of paper, a match and some dust. Still can't find the key though... to get out of this lunatic assylum!!!

:-)

Forty FIRST!!!!

*laughs hard* No...No a life out at all

hah, how appropriate for Lazylaces

awsomeness Greame

I think this video shows exactly what I suspect of those who feel compelled to post first. They offer nothing.

A.D.D. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Forty Fourth LOL

Opps Make that Forty Sixth

ok, just one thing: GET A LIFE!!! NOW!!!

LOL. Great find Graeme. All you first posters, remember how sad he was. Don't do it.
(Why do i get the feeling it's not going to stop anyone)
Sigh

I read through all the comments before I watched the video and I thought "The Lazylacers have all gone mad!" Now, I get it. What a riot. LOL and by the way FIRRRSSSTTT!!!! LOL.

LOVED IT GRAEME! GOOD CALL!

I can't wait to see post's on other games, from now on. This should be interesting.

Oh, sorry. Not first.....49th & 50th

First comment from long time lazy fan.Bwahhahaha.

I can't believe I'm 2 comments too late to say, "First on the 2nd page!!!! W00t"

I actually thought he did a really good job of creating a parody. I often wondered if it was really only one person in the universe typing "First!!!" and now I know.

--speaking of sarcasm...

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