Point'n'click a path thru the beautiful landscape of Retardo & The Iron Golem... but don't worry too much about taking time to stop and admire the scenery. Unless you are luckier than a man whose garden is planted solely with four leaf clovers, you're going to be replaying each screen quite a few times [subbed by Robin].
UPDATE: Oops. I should have mentioned before that this one isn't really suitable for kids or squeamish peeps.
Entry 3539, Thursday, November 13th 2008, Filed In Games
Rating(66%)
Sadi
:second and I can't get past the first screen!
Greasyspoon
:I can't get past it either... he always ends up getting stabbed.
Greasyspoon
:Haha! POP!
Sy
:first screen:
SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
Start by moving the pikes, then provoke the soldiers...
Grad98cofc
:uh, sixth?
Neabob
:all I have to say is EEEWWWWW. what an absurd game.
Victoria
:everytime I play and get to the tracks I somtimes can get through to the third screen and sometimes I can't it gets stuck I don't know if there is a bug in the game or its my computer anyone having this problem.
Victoria
:I'm stuck on the screen after the railroad car tracks with the red lever and the little guy in the cart can anyone help me ?
Sy
:Victoria:
SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
Did you find the missing gear on the lower left?
Bryan
:Hmm... the game ran so sluggishly it was almost unplayable, and even though I was patient enough to make it to the Iron Golem at the end, I suddenly got a grey screen that said "This Account Has Exceeded Its CPU Quota," and I no longer can access the game...
Greasyspoon
:There's a walk through here, but it takes some of the fun out of the game.
SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
http://www.pencilkids.com/the-vault/retardo-and-the-iron-golem-walkthrough/
Sy
:I guess you can try to toggle the quality, if it gets slow.
Michelle
:haha love the ending
Ingunn
:Great game! I love the sound Retardo makes!
Hepmepleeze
:Mmm, yeah, I get through the thre tunnels and then I just get a "loading" screen that never ends.
Adam
:I love the fact that the site this game is hosted on is for Kids games...yet they have a character called Retardo!
Amber
:I agree adam, the whole game doesn't seem totally child-friendly :S
not that im complaining...It's just Retardo seems like a very unfortunate name...not to mention totally un-PC xD
Amber
:infact im pretty sure this game isnt for kids :P
Lots of violence. poor retardo!
Colleen
:it keeps frezing on me Aafete the sencond set of tracks ??? what the heck
Amber
:Dont know why it would freeze colleen, i just finished it :S I think a lot of other people where having problems too though. :(
Clemson Chris
:Ok, the game got a little redundant after i kept dying on the train tracks, and it is rather un-PC, but I think I found THE funniest intro to a game EVER..OMG... absolutely hysterical.
Pat
:After the mine shaft I get stuck in the never ending load screen.
Rubeczech
:This is rather more gruesome than the Little Ninja game.
Ariaste
:Oh, man. Retardo FTW.
Catherine-Grace
:When I was little, my mother called my brother and me "Lucy & Ricky Retardo". I thought this was a very cool game!! Lovely ending, too! xx
Andie
:I'm guessing you and your mother have a strained relationship now.....!?
Chantelle
:I am getting stuck at the place with the Machine. I will kill the guy, but I can't seem to get out of the cart without killing myself. Advice? Tips?
Yay!
:Chantelle..which screen are you referring to?
I am having trouble with the screen where its pouring outside..anyone?
Amber
:yay! and chantelle there's a walkthrough on the website that helped me out a lot :)
Catherine-Grace
:Lol, Andie!! My mom and I are best friends. =] I definitely get my sense of humor from her. Minus all the Monty Python stuff. She just doesn't get it. -_-
Poop
:chantelle,
HINT: (click box to highlight/fade)
there is a gear hidden somewhere in this stage
as for the next stage, i have no effing idea
Positron Emitter
:Great game
BriZZyan
:My name is Retardo, I live in Mexico... I work for one dollar a day....
Her name is Lucy, she gives me pu$$y, and then takes my dollar away....
Tejay
:I finished the game without no help.
Chimp
:This game makes death fun. It is great. I lol'ed at his head coming off when spiked.
Free games
:very good thanks..
Doubleb
:Found a new link for it here:
http://kbhgames.com/index.php/play/2216/
Doubleb
:And now that link doesn't work either...
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