Retardo & The Iron Golem
Point'n'click a path thru the beautiful landscape of Retardo & The Iron Golem... but don't worry too much about taking time to stop and admire the scenery. Unless you are luckier than a man whose garden is planted solely with four leaf clovers, you're going to be replaying each screen quite a few times [subbed by Robin].

UPDATE: Oops. I should have mentioned before that this one isn't really suitable for kids or squeamish peeps.

Entry 3539, Thursday, November 13th 2008, Filed In Games
Rating(66%)

Sy

:
First means lonely.

Comment 1, Thursday, November 13th 2008 01:08:46 PM

Sadi

:
second and I can't get past the first screen!

Comment 2, Thursday, November 13th 2008 01:18:12 PM

Greasyspoon

:
I can't get past it either... he always ends up getting stabbed.

Comment 3, Thursday, November 13th 2008 01:24:00 PM

Greasyspoon

:
Haha! POP!

Comment 4, Thursday, November 13th 2008 01:24:56 PM

Sy

:
first screen:

SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
Start by moving the pikes, then provoke the soldiers...

Comment 5, Thursday, November 13th 2008 01:25:02 PM

Grad98cofc

:
uh, sixth?

Comment 6, Thursday, November 13th 2008 01:27:57 PM

Neabob

:
all I have to say is EEEWWWWW. what an absurd game.

Comment 7, Thursday, November 13th 2008 01:41:22 PM

Victoria

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everytime I play and get to the tracks I somtimes can get through to the third screen and sometimes I can't it gets stuck I don't know if there is a bug in the game or its my computer anyone having this problem.

Comment 8, Thursday, November 13th 2008 01:44:26 PM

Victoria

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I'm stuck on the screen after the railroad car tracks with the red lever and the little guy in the cart can anyone help me ?

Comment 9, Thursday, November 13th 2008 01:57:35 PM

Sy

:
Victoria:

SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
Did you find the missing gear on the lower left?

Comment 10, Thursday, November 13th 2008 02:02:34 PM

Bryan

:
Hmm... the game ran so sluggishly it was almost unplayable, and even though I was patient enough to make it to the Iron Golem at the end, I suddenly got a grey screen that said "This Account Has Exceeded Its CPU Quota," and I no longer can access the game...

Comment 11, Thursday, November 13th 2008 02:02:51 PM

Greasyspoon

:
There's a walk through here, but it takes some of the fun out of the game.


SPOILER: (click box to reveal/hide)
http://www.pencilkids.com/the-vault/retardo-and-the-iron-golem-walkthrough/

Comment 12, Thursday, November 13th 2008 02:04:15 PM

Sy

:
I guess you can try to toggle the quality, if it gets slow.

Comment 13, Thursday, November 13th 2008 02:05:24 PM

Michelle

:
haha love the ending

Comment 14, Thursday, November 13th 2008 02:06:04 PM

Ingunn

:
Great game! I love the sound Retardo makes!

Comment 15, Thursday, November 13th 2008 02:07:52 PM

Hepmepleeze

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Mmm, yeah, I get through the thre tunnels and then I just get a "loading" screen that never ends.

Comment 16, Thursday, November 13th 2008 03:05:22 PM

Adam

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I love the fact that the site this game is hosted on is for Kids games...yet they have a character called Retardo!

Comment 17, Thursday, November 13th 2008 03:18:11 PM

Amber

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I agree adam, the whole game doesn't seem totally child-friendly :S

not that im complaining...It's just Retardo seems like a very unfortunate name...not to mention totally un-PC xD

Comment 18, Thursday, November 13th 2008 03:53:37 PM

Amber

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infact im pretty sure this game isnt for kids :P

Lots of violence. poor retardo!

Comment 19, Thursday, November 13th 2008 04:07:49 PM

Colleen

:
it keeps frezing on me Aafete the sencond set of tracks ??? what the heck

Comment 20, Thursday, November 13th 2008 04:17:28 PM

Amber

:
Dont know why it would freeze colleen, i just finished it :S I think a lot of other people where having problems too though. :(

Comment 21, Thursday, November 13th 2008 04:22:29 PM

Clemson Chris

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Ok, the game got a little redundant after i kept dying on the train tracks, and it is rather un-PC, but I think I found THE funniest intro to a game EVER..OMG... absolutely hysterical.

Comment 22, Thursday, November 13th 2008 05:42:57 PM

Pat

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After the mine shaft I get stuck in the never ending load screen.

Comment 23, Thursday, November 13th 2008 09:39:30 PM

Rubeczech

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This is rather more gruesome than the Little Ninja game.

Comment 24, Thursday, November 13th 2008 10:17:01 PM

Ariaste

:
Oh, man. Retardo FTW.

Comment 25, Thursday, November 13th 2008 10:29:00 PM

Catherine-Grace

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When I was little, my mother called my brother and me "Lucy & Ricky Retardo". I thought this was a very cool game!! Lovely ending, too! xx

Comment 26, Thursday, November 13th 2008 11:28:46 PM

Andie

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I'm guessing you and your mother have a strained relationship now.....!?

Comment 27, Friday, November 14th 2008 06:52:35 AM

Chantelle

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I am getting stuck at the place with the Machine. I will kill the guy, but I can't seem to get out of the cart without killing myself. Advice? Tips?

Comment 28, Friday, November 14th 2008 10:07:56 AM

Yay!

:
Chantelle..which screen are you referring to?

I am having trouble with the screen where its pouring outside..anyone?

Comment 29, Friday, November 14th 2008 11:27:50 AM

Amber

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yay! and chantelle there's a walkthrough on the website that helped me out a lot :)

Comment 30, Friday, November 14th 2008 02:51:35 PM

Catherine-Grace

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Lol, Andie!! My mom and I are best friends. =] I definitely get my sense of humor from her. Minus all the Monty Python stuff. She just doesn't get it. -_-

Comment 31, Friday, November 14th 2008 06:56:29 PM

Poop

:
chantelle,


HINT: (click box to highlight/fade)
there is a gear hidden somewhere in this stage


as for the next stage, i have no effing idea

Comment 32, Saturday, November 15th 2008 01:18:07 AM

Positron Emitter

:
Great game

Comment 33, Saturday, November 15th 2008 06:54:45 AM

BriZZyan

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My name is Retardo, I live in Mexico... I work for one dollar a day....
Her name is Lucy, she gives me pu$$y, and then takes my dollar away....

Comment 34, Saturday, November 15th 2008 10:43:53 PM

Tejay

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I finished the game without no help.

Comment 35, Sunday, November 16th 2008 04:32:27 AM

Chimp

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This game makes death fun. It is great. I lol'ed at his head coming off when spiked.

Comment 36, Sunday, November 16th 2008 12:37:36 PM

Free games

:
very good thanks..

Comment 37, Monday, November 17th 2008 03:27:19 AM

Doubleb

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Found a new link for it here:

http://kbhgames.com/index.php/play/2216/

Comment 38, Tuesday, November 18th 2008 08:35:53 AM

Doubleb

:
And now that link doesn't work either...

Comment 39, Tuesday, November 18th 2008 08:36:58 AM

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