Fiona
Apologies for the lack of posts but real life has been just too hectic and the weather too nice to be stuck indoors with a computer maintaining a blog. My meme plan is still in the pipeline but I need a whole clear day to go through with it and I haven't had that luxury since I formulated my cunning plan. By way of an apology I'll reveal a deep dark personal secret instead - I'm secretly in love with news-reader Fiona Bruce and I now have a disturbing fondness for watching the news. That's all for now though I'm afraid as I'm tired and need some rest :o)

Entry 398, Sunday, June 22nd 2003, Filed In Diary

JAKE SOMANI

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Hello!? My God I 100% TOALY agree with you. Fiona is class, and now I have started watching the Ten O'Clock News. A/S/L?

Comment 1, Wednesday, March 17th 2004 05:16:00 PM

JAKE SOMANI

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...this is Insania...

Comment 2, Wednesday, March 17th 2004 05:18:00 PM

JAKE SOMANI

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LOOK TWO MY MESSAGES HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED ^. OOH THAT"S THREE NOW :D.

Comment 3, Wednesday, March 17th 2004 05:18:00 PM

Graeme

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A/s/l? I haven't been asked that in a long time. Try the <a href="/about.asp">about</a> page.

Comment 4, Wednesday, March 17th 2004 08:36:00 PM

Doug Funnie

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This is Insania, PA here.....haha

Comment 5, Friday, March 26th 2004 12:25:00 PM

Hayley

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hello there,glad to see other fiona devotees.She's the sexiest newsreader on tv.Sophie rayworth is worth a look too mmmmmmm.Well done BBC!

Comment 6, Wednesday, April 7th 2004 12:52:00 AM

Graeme

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I'm hearing you but you just can't beat Fiona.

Comment 7, Wednesday, April 7th 2004 07:24:00 AM

CHRIS CROW

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Nice to find another fan of the greatly under-appreciated Ms Bruce. Not only is she the only woman on the tv I can't take my eyes off but her dulcet tones alone are enough to reduce a grown man to jelly! Today's media is of course full of pretty young things but Fiona is the only woman that reminds me what it was like to be a 12 year-old schoolboy (many moons ago) with a crush on the teacher, and that's probably the best reason to love her! Ahh the sweet smell of nostalgia!

Comment 8, Monday, April 12th 2004 12:04:00 AM

Sir Trevor McDonald

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She is nothing special at all. I've seen better looking women on the checkout at Sainsbury's.

Comment 9, Friday, April 16th 2004 11:56:00 AM

Graeme

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Better looking than Fiona? Either you're crazy or I need to get down to your local Sainsbury's ASAP. Or is this just a case of sour grapes because you're on the other channel Sir Trev?

Comment 10, Friday, April 16th 2004 02:00:00 PM

Black i

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Comment 11, Thursday, May 20th 2004 10:34:00 PM

Jake Stephens

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If you're a Fiona fan you'll want to check out the Fiona Bruce Shrine! Loads of screengrabs of Fiona looking scumptious!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fiona_bruce_shrine/

Comment 12, Monday, June 7th 2004 10:09:00 PM

Graeme

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Big thanks for that Jake! Cheers.

Comment 13, Monday, June 7th 2004 10:53:00 PM

Jake Stephens

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No problem - and be sure to check out the picture of Fiona Bruce as an 80's cabaret singer - you will never be able to watch her on the 10 O'Clock News again without cracking a smile!

-Jake

Comment 14, Tuesday, June 8th 2004 12:28:00 AM

Jane

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Have been looking everywhere and just cant find Fionas age!!! how old is she? does anyone know or is it britains best kept secret?

On behalf of my bf Nic who thinks she is "stunning" hmm

Comment 15, Wednesday, June 23rd 2004 09:31:00 PM

Graeme

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I'm not totally sure, but it's fairly immaterial as I wouldn't say no whatever it was ;o)

Comment 16, Wednesday, June 23rd 2004 09:50:00 PM

Memememe

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shes ugly lol

Comment 17, Thursday, June 24th 2004 01:41:00 PM

Poe starkers

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i have hair like hers but im only 16
lol

Comment 18, Thursday, June 24th 2004 01:50:00 PM

CHRIS CROW

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For Jane and Nic - according to an old magazine article of mine Fiona is 40 years old (gasp!) and was born on 25/04/1964 in Singapore of all places! And yes, Auntie Beeb did give their star newsreader the night off for her recent big celebration! Any more info required just ask.

Comment 19, Sunday, June 27th 2004 01:00:00 AM

FIONABRUCEFAN

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FIONA IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS- SEX ON LEGS. AND THOSE LEGS!. GOD I MADE A MESS AGAIN!

Comment 20, Monday, July 5th 2004 10:27:00 PM

CHRIS CROW

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Methinks our previous commentator is angling for a sponsorship deal with kleenex!

Comment 21, Tuesday, July 6th 2004 10:52:00 PM

Jake Stephens

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I am just so fickle. All of a sudden I lost interest in Fiona Bruce...which has meant I haven't added any new screengrabs to the Yahoo group for weeks now, for which I feel slightly guilty.

Anyway, what's the reason for this sudden change? Well, are you aware of BBC News 24's Jane Hill? She's the reason. Mmmmm I love her.

Comments?

PS. I'm sure Fiona will win me over again though... :)

Comment 22, Saturday, July 10th 2004 04:11:00 PM

Donny

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Not as fine as Kate Garraway ;)

http://garrawench.cjb.net

Comment 23, Wednesday, July 14th 2004 06:28:00 PM

Fiona's doormat

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I love Fiona; she has a beautiful expressive face, she speaks to my heart with every delicate raise of her perfect eyebrows. Wow!

Comment 24, Tuesday, August 17th 2004 09:48:00 PM

JAKE SOMANI

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Sophie is OK but nothing special. Fiona take the biscuit! Who the hell is Kate Garraway. If you write and request an autograph to Fiona Bruce via the BBC Crimewatch page, you actually receive them. I have loads of them!

Comment 25, Tuesday, August 31st 2004 04:38:00 PM

Graeme

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Loads? Why do you need more than one? Hang on, I can't believe I needed to ask that question. Nice one.

Comment 26, Tuesday, August 31st 2004 08:00:00 PM

Jake Somani

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Cheers. The BBC are great and Crimewatch rules all!

Comment 27, Monday, September 20th 2004 10:49:00 PM

Billy_Bob_Bumchins

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Fiona is fine and all, but what about Natasha Kaplinski? She is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goddamnfine.

Comment 28, Friday, January 14th 2005 10:07:00 PM

Joe

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A great presenter with long legs and shaved pussy ! Excellent!

Comment 29, Sunday, February 6th 2005 10:45:00 PM

ZeMan

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Carol Vordaman is better.... mmm....

Comment 30, Tuesday, March 1st 2005 07:00:00 PM

James Matthews

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Fiona Bruce was S*E*N*S*A*T*I*O*N*A*L on Children In Need last night, there is no other word that does her justice. There might have been other news readers doing the Queen classic as well, including Natasha Kaplinski but Fiona Bruce outshone them all:

THOSE LEGS - to die for: why are they hidden away when she reads the news?

HER SMILE - reach for the sunglasses before she blinds us with her pearly whites: what a dazzling display.

SO, SO, SOOOO TALL - Boy that woman is tall.

STAR QUALITY - in abundance.

PURE CLASS? - Overflowing with the stuff.

Comment 31, Saturday, November 19th 2005 07:43:00 PM

Hello

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She looks nice.

Comment 32, Friday, December 2nd 2005 01:34:00 PM

FIONABRUCEFAN

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FIONA BRUCE. CLASSIC HOLLYWOOD BEAUTY, PURE CLASS AND MORE THAN A HINT OF HORNINESS.

INTERESTING THAT ITV HAVE STARTED TO FIGHT BACK WITH NINA HOSSAIN.

Comment 33, Saturday, April 22nd 2006 09:46:00 PM

Tim Burbridge

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Please can someone tell me what the gorgeous Fiona has had done to her face? She's back reading the news today (28th April) after a long break, and she looks even more beautiful than ever, but I can't put my finger on what's different - except that her lovely hair is longer. I think her breasts are enlarged too; pity, I liked her flat. Can anyone get me a photo of the new even-lovelier Fiona?

Comment 34, Saturday, April 29th 2006 12:10:00 AM

HERBERT DUAH

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MY FIONA BRUCE

The Cheekbones
The Hush Tones

And Her Wonderful Legs
With The Power Of Pegs

Can Pin Me Down Every Time
Along With Her Seductive Mime,

And A Cooing Beep
To Put Me To Sleep


Comment 35, Friday, August 11th 2006 11:45:00 AM

HERBERT DUAH

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sexier than carol vorderman. and i do fancy carol.
so that makes fiona a goddess.

Comment 36, Friday, August 11th 2006 11:46:00 AM

J.cox

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fiona is so fit for her age and has a great body and is quite tall espically in high heels -I wish she got more coverage before its to late-she is a goddess

Comment 37, Tuesday, August 22nd 2006 10:08:00 PM

No way José

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WOW, FIONA BRUCE IS AWESOME. JAKE, GREAT NAME AND GREAT WOMEN AIN'T SHE? AND THE OTHER JAKE TOO =D

WOOHOO!

Carol Vorderman is class to but she's no Fiona Bruce!

Comment 38, Monday, September 4th 2006 12:07:06 PM

Senhora Saudades

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a mate has just told me about this place...OMG...Brucie is hot! :) i've been watching the 10 o'clock news for years but not really watching the news if you catch my drift...haha... i'm still waiting for the BBC to get rid of that ugly desk and let her stand up in the mniddle of the room and read the news to us! :) such a gorgeous figure to be hidden behind a desk :(

check out Dead Ringer's Bruce sketches, too. <i>hello I'm Fiona Bruce. more on that story later</i> lol...

Brucie is muy caliente!!!

cheers,

Senhora S. in NL

Comment 39, Monday, October 30th 2006 03:08:59 PM

Kenny.

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I can't stop looking out for the news to see when the delightful Fiona is on. O yeah, she is a real classy lady no doubt about it. She has such a natural beauty don't you think. and of course a lovely figure. Im so glad I found this page and there are like minded fans too.

Comment 40, Tuesday, November 7th 2006 11:19:41 PM

Rod

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I think Fiona is such a class, may not be the most beautiful woman, but she certainly got the charm and very professional, and very lovely long legs..

Comment 41, Tuesday, April 3rd 2007 12:06:03 AM

Fiona's Left Eyebrow

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Fiona has something but I don't know what 'FIONABRUCEFAN' is on about with Nina Hossain, she's titchy and looks like a bit like a trout.

Comment 42, Sunday, July 29th 2007 11:33:03 PM

Chakeeto

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She's got sexy eyebrows but no tits.

Comment 43, Sunday, September 30th 2007 11:56:04 PM

David

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i feel the same! i adore fiona bruce!

Comment 44, Sunday, December 30th 2007 04:42:38 PM

TC

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I too like watching Fiona on the TV, pity she's not on crime watch anymore. One thing I want to know is what sort of watch does she wear?

Comment 45, Saturday, May 31st 2008 01:34:32 PM

Steven melia

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fiona is very very sexy, i would love to see her in high heels & stockings with a whip in hand,yes indeed.

Comment 46, Friday, April 24th 2009 01:16:22 PM

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