Play the drums and escape the room in Gorilla Room Escape [subbed by Mystery].

I took the screenshot above and had a whole big spiel about missing porridge in my head to describe the game for Snow White Escape, but then I suddenly released that I was thinking of Goldilocks. Snow White is dwarfs and hi-ho, not bears and missing porridge. Dammit. So sorry, but you'll have to insert your own totally irrelevant game description now as my creative ramblings are exhausted [subbed by Mystery].

The title of this point'n'click game is "Escape Your Boyfriend's Bedroom", so to play you're either going to have to be a). A Lady, b). A gentleman what likes other gentlemen, or c). Comfortable with where you're at. (oh, or d. - not bothered as it's just the title of a game - silly). Any which way the idea of the game is that you are looking after your boyfriend's mouse while he's away. Once in his room, you discover some things about him that tell you he's not someone you should be hanging out with. Yes, that's right, it's time to escape the room [subbed by Mystery & BJ].

Excellent news for fans of quality point'n'click games (and fans of playing thru surreal modern art) as the top quality sights and sounds of Deep Chalk return in Deep Chalk (Second Phase) to entertain us on an otherwise uneventful Thursday [via nordinho].

Hmmm... a personal quandary... England play USA, who do I support? The homeland or the motherland? I'm not really sure what I'm meant to do. It certainly felt strange watching the game, and I'm not sure if I lost or won. A good game, but it weirded me out.

Monkey Experiment involves a monkey, as you might be able to guess from the name, which is always a good thing. Monkeys rock. Although experimenting on monkeys is always a bad thing. Monkey experiments suck. However as this is a short escape the room game, and it's all virtual, and no monkeys were harmed during the making of the game, it's all ok. Especially if you sing a little monkey song as you play [subbed by ~*Mercedes*~].

UPDATE: I forgot to mention BTW that the code changes each time you play so, unless random luck is really smiling on you today, the "clue" in the screenshot above won't be of much help to you.

Try to escape the stereotyped "smart casual" dress code of wearing khakis* in Escape Khaki Room [subbed by Mystery, ~*Mercedes*~ & Meeker].

* Note: this game description may contain some (very slight, almost undetectable) inaccuracies.

Forgotten Rites is an action adventure game controlled using your clunky old keyboard. Not my normal cup of tea (or coffee) at all, but a tenuous homophone link between the words "rite" and "right" allows me to gratuitously link to the Beastie Boys singing "Fight Your Right To Party", which is precisely the sort of randomness that is totally my cup of tea (or coffee). Anyway, meanwhile, adventure games fans may enjoy the game even if you have to leave the comfort of mouse clicking behind you to play [subbed by Andiar].

Brains Is A Dancer is a silly, but amusing, viral ad thing coming to an inter-web near you soon. And by soon, I mean you've probably been emailed it 50 times today already [subbed by f00].

FAQ: Who is Brains?