Oh dear. The start to -Escape- (Trapped 3) (see also 1 & 2) is very serious stuff (poor Mickey), but all some devilish imp in my head will let me do is sing a one hit wonder tune from the 80s to myself... I'm not doing the dance though, that wouldn't be pretty... [subbed by Myuhinny, Pufje & Lady Twis].

When the robot I am building in my secret underground lair (a.k.a "the basement") is finally completed, my first choice of name for the metallic fellow will probably involve a "-tron", or "-bot", and some kind of impressive sounding number, so something like "Blastertron 9000" or "TaserBot 600". Cool. My second choice though, would, of course, be Andrew, as in Andrew The Droid [subbed by anon].

The Waldo Ultimatum provides the mash up of Bourne and Waldo/Wally that I wasn't looking for, but I was very happy to find...

Try to discover one, or maybe even all five, of the endings within The Majesty Of Colors (note it's more an interactive story, than a game)... not straight away though, if you read the intro text you'll probably have to stop off at a dictionary first to look up "squamous", I know I did. I also know that everyone/thing I see today is going to very scaly ("that's so squamous")... [subbed by FireGuitarAngel].

In Serendipity In 2D you choose a point'n'click path to either saving lives, taking lives or finding love. All of which is a bit heavy for a Saturday morning if you ask me. I was just wondering what cartoons to watch whilst I munched on my Lucky Charms [subbed by dickie].

Dona Room 4 has a curious lack of kebabs... [subbed by Cyberjar88].

If I were to pick my favorite kind of berry I'd probably settle on the Raspberry. Although some days, if the mood took me, I might say the Blueberry. One thing I can say for sure though, whatever my fruity preferences on any given day, it won't stop me playing Strawberry Plus. Well, unless I were to go crazy and start pining for the Gooseberry, then I wouldn't want to be involved with any other kind of berry, but I don't see that happening unless there's a hefty wager involved [subbed by Mystery & His Dudeness].

In Sweet Potato Room Escape you must escape the mental image that the sweet potatoes look like pink turds. Although I do believe this to be impossible (and somewhat disgusting, *shiver*) [subbed by Mystery & His Dudeness].

If you're looking to wile away some time without playing computer games, then shame on you. Not shame for the wiling away time thing you understand, wile away to your hearts content as far as I'm concerned, I mean shame on you for the 'without playing computer games' part. How very dare you! But anyway, if you were to to require some material for wiling away time, and you weren't to play computer games, and you had still ended up here somehow, then I would probably suggest visiting (and browsing the archives of) Passive Aggressive Notes (.com). It's a hoot. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go - I have to reset my irony detector, which is making a loud beeping noise [via some website somewhere which I can't remember now, but I bet it was op-pop].

CONTENT WARNING: Passive aggressive folk can be unrestrained with their language at times, so you might want to stop the kids visiting this one unless you want them to start dropping the "F Bomb" every five seconds.

By my twisted methodology of typographic letter trans-positioning, linking to the game "New Year Of Nomu", also allows me to include a reference to the infamous "Numa Numa", thus ensuring that my New Year's Resolution not to sing that damn song to myself this year is already spoiled [subbed by Mystery].