Back when economic times were good in the universe all you needed to worry about whilst strolling through underpopulated areas of the countryside on Planet Earth, was being abducted by aliens (and possibly a mosquito bite or two), what with there being plenty of money around for various lifeforms to invest in research programs on humans. But these days times are tough, and research grants are thin on the ground. Around Alpha Centauri and beyond, everybody is just looking to make a few bucks where they can, hence the recent phenomena of being Kidnapped By Aliens. So for your sake I hope your family has a few Altairian dollars saved up to pay the ransom... [subbed by Dave].

Little Wheel is a sepia toned, steampunk-esque vision of the future, blended with a soundtrack reminiscent of an old private eye movie, which you weren't expecting, but which makes life just that little bit better [subbed by Derrel, Bender Is Great!, Underdog10, victoria, JPL, AlternativeDave, myuhinny, anticon, Ronberto, Jay Manning & Kyle].

The Ballad of Ketinetto 3 is the kind coconut orientated adventure that we haven't seen since that time that someone put the lime in the coconut. It's less limey though, obviously. Unlike me [subbed by Buji].

Ps. Wondering if we got the house? Still, not yet I'm afraid, it's taking an age to get a decision on a loan.

Morbid comes just at the right time for Jen & I: a dark and brooding point'n'click game is exactly what we needed to distract us from the dark and brooding economy as we try to buy a new house... cross those fingers for us folks [subbed by Cyberjar88, Buji, Helanren & victoria].

The domestically inclined amongst you already know that you should play Lights on a different computer from your darks. Otherwise everything will come out a murky grey/pink color. Also remember to rinse at a cooler temperature, and drip dry only. This has been a public service announcement... [subbed by Buji & Cyberjar88].

X-Spot is eXtremely entertaining and eXactly the kind of distraction I needed this eXening evening [subbed by Robin Vencel].

Peter Pan gives you a concise and useful explanation of "how volcanoes work"... [subbed by Buji].

Try to escape Doctor Ku: Alien Room before the poetry recitals start [subbed by Mystery, Buji & Victoria].

Swan Lake is home to the wise pigeon, and in related news it's also where cute meets surreal [subbed by Buji].