Get back to your (Scottish) roots with the the tartan search engine. Enter your clan and it does the rest. Don't know your clan? Use the clan finder. Superb. Now you have an excuse to drink excessive quantities of whisky and play the bagpies.
I ordered sweet and sour pork, but Garfield's on my fork. More information than you need on the purported origins of takeaway... Nifty tunes though.
Best viewed between the hours of 3 and 4am. Top quality spine-chilling Flash animation. Possibly the best Geocities site ever.